12/22/1984: Born at the foot of the Berici Hills in Vicenza, where he was raised by a pack of wild dogs.
23/08/2004: Washed up on the Shores of South Florida after a Mediterranean boating accident.
07/02/2009: After getting lost during a trek in the everglades he found himself in New York City, and currently works in his Brooklyn Laboratory of Illustration sciences, formulating a plan to get back to his home town in time for supper in 2004.